Hello, not quite dead yet

Tweets

• Its weird being up this early and not feeling tired
• @marcoceppi sadly my outbursts of anger were less satisfying than I thought... I got my money, but I also got a cheeseburger
• Soon comes lunch... on todays menu: the tears of an unfortunate bank teller!
• I made it to work today under my own power... now to spend lunch making some poor teller mizerable
• So after going over finances, bills, and other fun things, my chance of getting a new phone is zero